NEWS IN BRIEF
CZ ALEPH - In an occurrence being described as “completely mundane,” nothing has happened after star Heimdall Force operative Fenny Golden stepped on the famed Adjutant.
“I wasn’t looking where I was going, and the Adjutant just happened to be looking under a couch for the data pen recorder that Siris dropped, so I accidentally stepped on him earlier today,” Miss Golden stated in a press report issued for seemingly no reason at all. Addressing the crowd of reporters unsure as to why they all felt compelled to be swarming the entrance of Yggdrasil Enterprises headquarters, fellow operative and former logistics department staff member Bubu agreed, adding that she “[didn’t] see the issue with it, as long as the Adjutant didn’t mind too much,” and that “honest mistakes happen sometimes.”
A PR spokesperson for Yggdrasil stated in a press release that Miss Golden was not barefoot at the time, and that they were confused as to why this was even important in the first place.
