THE PEOPLE'S VOICE
CZ ALEPH - While working to develop the latest Manifestation exosuit, an extra zero was reportedly added to the end of a damage number by an unnamed R&D scientist at Yggdrasil Enterprises. This is the most recent in a series of concerning research accidents that has led many to ask for an inquiry into the mysterious company’s development practices. But what do the people think?
“I’m sure it can’t be that bad. Why not massively increase damage output every now and then, as a treat?”
- Clara, tadpole gardener
“Enough about the numbers. What does the new exosuit actually look like?”
- Melissa, metaphysical sous chef
“Zeros look like donuts, and I do like donuts.”
- Barbara, carpet therapist
